Please kick me in the butt!

OMG! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KICK ME IN THE BUTT!
I'M NOT DONE STUDYING YET, AND I SERIOUSLY NEED SOME MOTIVATION! I AM TOO LAZY TO STUDY, BUT IF I DON'T STUDY, I'M GONNA FAIL, AND I DON'T WANNA FAIL D:

My brothers friend got an A! ( 12 in my countrys grade system thingy) And I'm probably going to get 02 (don't know what it is in the english system though. But it's just passed) I AM NOT MANTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS! I AM SO NERVOUS, AND HERE I AM, EATIUNG SOME GOD DAMN POPCORNS! AND NOW I'M THIRSTY BECAUSE THEY'RE SO GOD DAMN SALTY!

I AM ABOUT TO FREAK OUT, AND CRY

AND SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL ME IF I DON'T STUDY.